Bug Juice
My mother tried to give us variation in our diet. She really tried. It wasn’t her fault. Eventually she gave … Continue reading →
View ArticleChanging Spaces
DIY mania has swept over us here at the blurbomat HQ. Key learnings: IKEA’s traffic pattern is designed so that … Continue reading →
View ArticlePioneer Days
Back in the day, polygamy in the Mormon church was not for everyone. Only those in leadership positions. Generally those … Continue reading →
View ArticleHypochondria
For the past 6 months, I’ve been more sick than I’ve ever been. According to the University of Michigan (here) … Continue reading →
View ArticleDefender
I’ve hinted at this. It is time to come clean. On Christmas Eve, 1983, I rolled over the Defender at … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe Beard
No. Not the person who acts as a front for the real talent, as in “Who’s the beard?” I’m talking … Continue reading →
View ArticleBoo
When your dog looks at you, as a man, and says with his look, “dude, can you do something about … Continue reading →
View ArticleNew Product: Tater Bombz
As part of the Blurbomat annual Autumn Regression (wherein editorial staff channels their inner twelve year-old boy), we’ve done some … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe MovaTron 4000™
I have another in a series of brilliant ideas, disseminated here poorly. In three days, I’ll have a better, funnier … Continue reading →
View ArticleDog Day Morning
7:00 am — Awake. Chuck has weird pimply thing on face. Not sure if it is: Zit Injury from playing … Continue reading →
View ArticleInstead of Working
I’m supposed to be packing. However, I can’t stop thinking about Utah and booze. In California, the single best thing … Continue reading →
View ArticleNorthwest Stats
Coffee (per day): 4 Traffic: n/a Speed Limit (average): 20 mph under where it needs to be Booze: Balanced precariously … Continue reading →
View ArticleHighlight Reel
After many crazy days on the road and having fenced backyards and free food and cocktails galore and 2,500 miles … Continue reading →
View ArticleUnholy Night
More when I’ve recovered from frostbite and dementia brought upon by helping the lone driver unload our 7,300 lbs of … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe 9,000 Pound Something
My favorite thing about living in Utah from a sociological perspective is how much power the Mormon Church has and … Continue reading →
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